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New Year's suckers
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What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve?
Auld Fang Syne! |
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License:Free to try
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Date:12 Jun 2006 |
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Speed Trap
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A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the dri... |
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License:Free to try
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Date:12 Jun 2006 |
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Uncle Ted's Special Skill
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Joe loved golf, but his eyesight had gotten so bad, that he couldn't find his ball once he'd hit it.... |
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License:Free to try
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Date:12 Jun 2006 |
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The Aging Explorer
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A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter... |
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License:Free to try
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Date:12 Jun 2006 |
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How Golf is like Urinating
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10. Keep your back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart.
9. Form a loose grip.
8. Kee... |
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License:Free to try
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Date:12 Jun 2006 |
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New Words
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Each year, the Washington Post's "Style Invitational" asks readers to take any word from the diction... |
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License:Free to try
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Date:12 Jun 2006 |
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Duuuuh Dumb Jock
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He's such a dumb jock, that when he was driving to the airport, he saw a sign that read, "Airport Le... |
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License:Free to try
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Date:12 Jun 2006 |
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Country Politics
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A busload of politicians was driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and... |
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License:Free to try
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Date:12 Jun 2006 |
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10 Ways to Annoy Cops
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1. Say, "Damn, officer, you must have been going fast to keep up with me!"
2. When he approaches y... |
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License:Free to try
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Date:12 Jun 2006 |
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Takeout Small Talk
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A man goes to a restaurant, orders some takeout, and sits down to wait for his food. While he waits,... |
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License:Free to try
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Date:12 Jun 2006 |
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